Snaggle's Blog

yes, that is right, going back East next sunday for my 2 weeks off, all plans are subject to approval with my co-ordinator (Kyla) lol

anywayas, me and vettel have been into serious talks about starting a band, we have some good ideas, a name and such, if you are interested, get in contact with Andrew or Myself, beware that it is a comedic adventure before asking for info, lol

everyone at work is threatened by arab people now, there has been a report that terrorists could plan an attack against the northern Alberta region because we supply the Americans with oil, therefore cutting the majority of their supply, im not worried, we have the Canadian military protecting us, LOL

anyways, i dont really have anything else to contribute now, Snaggle Out!

alright, so i'm really going to make a conscious effort to update my blog, with The Snaggle Show (see Here!) i always had some sort of forum to somewhat tell me what is going on, but with that gone, i will now resort to the more famous world of the blog.

For those of you who dont know, The Snaggle Show was laid to rest yesterday, after 26 episodes, the drive for me just wasnt there anymore, coming up with funny, witty stuff was just getting to be bothersome. I do have some other projects on the go that i will not talk about, but all i can say is that i wont be quiet for ever, i always have stupid stuff that i want to share with the world.

anyways, I'm starting week 3 of my first 2007 stint in Alberta, it's not going so well, i miss home and miss Kyla, and the dog and cat. At least i am going home in 2 weeks, the 25th, and will be home till the 8th of April, which i believe is Easter Sunday. It's just like ive never been here before, being home for 11 weeks kinda spoiled me, i dont mind the work, although some jerk-offs that i work with like to push my buttons, but i always get the last laugh, remember that kids.

Anyways, today i am sitting, listening to my iPod as per usual, doing the same stuff that occupies my mornings everyday, its good, lunchtime always rolls around very early, its the afternoon's that seem to take forever to pass, at least we are only working till 5, hopefully when we start working till 7, there will be more work to do.

Anyways, welcome back to LJ me, hope all you fuckers still have me on your friends list, if not, ill hunt you down like a Newfie hunts baby seals in April!

Snaggle Out!

The Wednesday episode has been posted (find it Here!

Also, the next episode will be on Saturday instead of Sunday as Sunday i will be coming home on the Polar Bear (the nickname for Canadian North's plane (pics can be found Here!

Anyways, Check out the show, and have a good one

you know that that means
New Radio Show!

Check it Here!

The show will be updated every Wednesday and Sunday from now on!

Alright folks, posted a new episode today, i know thats 2 in 2 days, they will become weekly now that i am going back out west, of course feel free to flip me an e-mail at thesnaggleshow@gmail.com if you have any questions/comments

Check Out The Snaggle Show Here!

Alright folks, i have entered the world of Podcasting, you can check out my site at web.mac.com/thesnaggleshow and check out the first episode, to be updated every sunday, if you have any questions you can direct them to thesnaggleshow@gmail.com

Note - you will need Quicktime to view the video, you can also suscribe to the weekly show via iTunes

Link to The Snaggle Show website

Check It Out!

Alright, so i a back with a new weekly twist to this blog, as discussed at my house gathering the other night, i have decided to start a weekly "Top 10" List, that will be anything of my choosing i guess, my new Mac laptop will serve as the stomping grounds for such "Top 10's", so without further adieu, here we go


The Top 10 Worst Things I Have Ever Consumed

#10 - DAB Beer - Vettel always said that a beer whose named was "BAD" spelled backwards could never be good, and boy was he right

#9 - Colt 45 and Orange Boone's shots - one of those split shot glasses did the trick for these little bad boys, talk about horrendous

#8 - Bagsoup at Devon B's - man o' man, this was a disgraceful evening, i was on some sort of retard drunk, i mixed a bunch of shit together and made possibly the worst tasting, best smelling drink ever, it found a good home tho!

#7 - Guiness - Fuck Off With This Already, Guiness is gross, that is my opinion, nuff said!

#6 - 2 Month Old Coors Light - Kyla decided to leave some beer for me in the fridge when i came home from Alberta, she neglected to tell me that it was from the weekend that i left! 2 months before! BARF!

#5 - Mongoose Malt Liquor - Fawk! had this one night with Matty and Jeremy, never again, absolutely fucking horrible

#4 - Robert's Private Stock - Jeremy's father made some wine, it was a good drunk, but fuck it tasted horrible, good times were had, at the expense of our tastebuds

#3 - Alpine - haha, this is the joke of the list, but honestly, i fucking despise the taste of it

#2 - Discount Hockey Player Juice - a word to the wise, if NBLC has ceramic Hockey Players containing vibrantly couloured liquor, DONT BUY IT, i will vouch for it!!

And the #1 Worst Thing I Have Ever Consumed Is - This one time at Rob F's house, i was dared to drink a mixture for $7 bucks, that contained the following: pepsi, coke, ginger ale, orange pop, lemonade, pepper, salt, mustard, ketchup AND sunscreen, talk about disgusting, but i did it, earned that $7 bucks, lol



Well folks, that is the Top 10 for this week, if you have any suggestions for a future Top 10 list, feel free to leave a comment with your suggestions

Snaggle Out!

Alright, so i am into single digits, 9 more days till my triumphant return to Fredericton, everybody look out!!!!!. In some news, i bought an Xbox 360 last night. I always told myself that i would finally cop out and buy a 360 when sports games on the original Xbox were lacking due to the "next-gen focus". After purchasing Madden 07 a few weeks back, i realized that the time had come. I picked up the system, along with Madden 07 and the new Tiger Woods 07 last night, and look forward to playing it tonight at camp, I'm sure that Vettel will be jazzed up to play a few rounds of golf in Tiger when i get home next weekend. My flight is all confirmed to get home, i land in Moncton just after 4pm on Sunday, and will be home for 2 weeks, if anyone would like to contact me while i am home, my MSN should be fully operational for the duration of my time home, until then, Snaggle OUt!!!!!!!!!!!

hey everyone, just thought i would update real quick and let everyone know that im doing alright, i miss home right retarded and miss everyone, especially Kyla and the doggie and kitty. Although the money is more than ive ever had, it still sucks to be so far away from home, work 12-hour days, 7 days a week, it sucks ass, but it will be worth it, i think, lol

Anyways, my MSN time is severly limited because of the long days, and my computer shitting the bed the first time i used it in my room, so if anyone would like to reach me, email (snagglej@gmail.com) is the best way, dont be shy, i could use a little something to read

anyways, duty calls

snaggle out!

ps. love you kyla!

alright, so for everyone wondering wtf is up, i am going to Alberta, north of Fort MacMurray where basically everyone else is, to work, leaving on Sunday the 3rd of September for 6 weeks. Basically Todd (Ky's brother in law) hooked me up with a pretty sweet job, place to stay, food, tv, all paid for, and a starting salary that i will only say is on the higher side of $20 bucks an hour. Not really something that i can turn down. I will be gone for 6 weeks, then have 2 weeks off, then work approx 4 with 2 weeks off after that, not bad, only end up working 34 weeks out of the year, plane to and from home is paid as well. Im going to be doing data entry on the computer to be transferred to GPS units, and thats about all i can say about that.

Went to Miramichi today and got my drug/booze test (which i passed) and safety training, my flight will leave at 5:15 on sunday afternoon, and ill be gone....you can always reach me via MSN or via email as well. Just thought i would let everyone know what is up!!

anyways, thats about it from me, Snaggle Out!

Something Vettel and I had a few weeks ago was a good debate, i am not going to make it a weekly thing.

This week's topic

Larry and Balki from Perfect Strangers. Gay or not?

soooo...this is like my 3rd update this month, might set a new record or something i love a job where there is some down-time. I mean, i like being busy because the day goes by faster, but one thing that ive noticed, no matter how busy you are, things never go by fast when you sit on your ass at a computer all day.

The one thing i love is the 8-5, mon-fri, thats fucking Jimmy Key, i mean, i have from 5-bedtime, saturday and sundays to myself, and that wont change, i love it

me and kyla are moving on saturday, cant fucking wait!...No sue ever again, although im sure she will be calling us all the time and trying to get us to do shit, but at least i dont have to live under her roof anymore. I dont care if i dont get a bed set up on saturday, i will sleep on teh floor, friday night will be the last night that i will ever sleep there, ever!!

anyways, i always have some sort of pointless thing that i talk about, and this entry will be no different. There is always someone that you went to High School with, that no matter how hard you look at the yearbook, or how hard you think, you will always forget them!...like today, Vettel and i were talking, and he mentioned one tyson mullin, a guy i acutually was freinds with, and i totally forgot he existed.

So my mission for you is this, who is someone that you will never remember ever again after remembering them for this blog entry, lol

Snaggle Outs!

lately i have been listening to more music, maybe its because of the more slack atmosphere at work, or maybe its just cause i have more time to listen to music, well whatever, anyways, my tastes have also been changing. Gone are the days where AC/DC was all i ever listened to, in fact, i listen to them rarely now, but there are still my favorite band. Without further adieu, these are 10 bands/songs/albums/genres that you should listen to, or not, whatever!

#10. Buckcherry - their old stuff was alright, their new stuff kicks ass (Crazy Bitch is a great song)

#9. AC/DC - just because i dont listen to them as much, doesnt mean that i dont listen to them AT ALL, lol. Anyways, "All Screwed Up" is a great song, download it if you can find it, if not ill send er to ya over MSN. Also, pick up the entire "High Voltage" album from 1977 if you can get it, C-mack will agree that its their best work by far.

#8. Led Zeppelin - man, it's Zep, i watched Forest Gump the other night, and i know there is little or no Zep in it, but it always makes me wanna listen to Zep, hmm....

#7. Steve Winwood - the little white guy that sounds like a big black guy, gotta love tunes like "higher love" and "valerie", call me corny, but thats some good easy listening.

#6. Division of Laura Lee - craig turned me onto these guys a few years ago, but its only lately that i have listened to them religiously, "Blackcity" is an awesome tune

#5. Global Deejays - pick up the "Nettwerk" album if you like techno/dance music, its a great, great dance mix, cant get enough, if dance is your thing of course

#4. Red Hot Chili Peppers - this is something i always do, when a band/artist comes out with a new album, im persuaded to listen to their old shit, whats up with that?

#3. Snoop Dogg - i'm sorry for this, but lately i havnt been able to get enough Snoop, Im not sure what it is, but sometimes it just feels right, lol

#2. Guns N Roses - man, its GNR, nuff said

#1. Oasis - "What's the Story" is the greatest album ever, there isnt a bad song on it, even the instumental interludes are kickass. I have no problem with Oasis, fave tunes include "acquiesce", "d'you know what i mean", and "morning glory". they are the band that everybody loves to hate, but love em, just for a little while.

Hello out there people, just thought i would stop by so that LJ doesnt de-activate my account. Im sitting here at work, and for those of you who dont know, i have a new job. I am working at PQA in Fredericton. Its a quality control company that deals with software and computerized training crap mostly. Basically, i sit at a computer all day with dual monitors comparing stuff and drinking coffee and playign Freecell, which i will elaborate on later. Its a great job, that pays more than Staples (also knows as Hell), and has a hell of a lot less B/S.

Also i have been playing baseball, intermediate in the City here, same league as last year. I know that i retired earlier in the summer, but Darcy called me and weasled me back into playing, but at least we rock. As of last night we have 5 wins, a loss and a tie, not bad at all. the best part is my sparkling 24K's in 10.3 innings (16.2 per 7 innings Vettel, whatcha think about that? :D I still have a flair for ball, but my legs are trying to tell me otherwise.

Also, golfing has been going well, I have been hitting the links with vettel lately, which has been a blast as he has been improving dramatically.
My scores have also decreased over the summer and are as follows:

48 - Kingswood Executive (9holes)
44 - Kingswood Executive (9holes)
44 - Kingswood Executive (9holes)
43 - Kingswood Executive (9holes)
90 - St. Margarets (C&S Invitational - 18holes)
50 - Carman Creek (9holes)
85 - Carman Creek (18holes)

As you can see, i am getting slightly better, lol.

Now to elaborate on Freecell, lol. When me and Vettel took InfoPro together, we decided to have a Freecell challenge, we started at game #1 and continue up through the #'s, in order to advance to the next game #, you had to beat the previous game, well, this is what im doing at work now on breaks and downtime. So far, i am at game #8, but the best part is (only vettel will appreciate this), my overall record is 7-0, thats right, UNDEFEATED AT FREECELL, ill definately keep everyone updated on that front.

LATES

EDIT - to update, i have lost at FREECELL, but currently i am 13-1

I sit here today with a sharp pain in my right arm and remember why I'm doing this, after 15 years, over 500 games, a couple of MVP awards, and one of the worst summers i have had in the game last year, I've decided to hang em up.

Consider this my official retirement from baseball. With nowhere to play here in Fredericton, and my arm barely hanging on by a thread, im going to take up golf for the summer. I have a set of clubs and a place to play, and its going to be something that i will enjoy. I woudlnt have had a whole lot of time to put into playing baseball anyways, golf is easier to work into the schedule.

Anyways, just wanted to let everyone know!

On another note, Ky's father said the greatest line the other night at supper
"She doesnt have enough meat on her arse to keep her cunt off the bed!"

Classic...

Fuck, i am hungry and the kitchen is (points) over there! Ah well, i will muster up the energy soon.

So i have no use for my Xbox anymore, i rarely play it and when i do, its hard to get into a game because i know i will never have the time to spend on it. I have 2 controllers and like 13 games, 200 bucks if anyone wants it

I applied for a job at the PC Bank today (you know, the Superstore bank) its not bad, 7000 bucks a year more than I make now, plus i would get commission and work 7 less hours a week, fuck, wouldnt that be nice, to actually work 40 instead of the 50+ i put in now with no compensation. I shouldnt talk like that tho, Staples treats me well, they always have, its just that lately i become annoyed with it. I bust my ass every fucking day and get nothing out of it, while i have a couple of managers (who i will not name) who sit in a fucking chair all day, doing pointless shit that has nothing to do with Staples, let alone their job, and they get payed AT LEAST $8000 bucks a year more than me, must be nice. I wouldnt mind it so much if i got commision, fuck, i would be the highest payed employee in the store without any doubt. The only "extra compensation" I can get is quarterly bonuses. BUT we have to make budget, which was unattainble before they added another 10grand a week to the budgets here about a month ago.

I dunno, i know that i can make more money somewhere else, its the technological aspect of the whole thing that i like, but at the end of the day, think of what i could do with that extra money, i could get a car, we could move into a more expensive place to live, i could buy Kyla nicer stuff more often, all that shit, gotta go where the money is right?

On another note, i dropped like 100 bucks in clothing last night, havnt done that in at least a year, i bought a couple of outfits (plus a hat) for golfing this summer, awesome!!

Snaggle Out!

Whats up all, not much on this end, just working like a dog most days, and just finishing up a nice relaxing 3 day weekend. It was nice, definately better than the 5-day weekend i had 2 weeks ago, mostly cause i was in Toronto on business and didnt get a whole lot of sleep. Not very relaxing at all if you ask me.

I've been downloading TV shows like crazy lately, Grey's Anatomy Season one, Family Guy seasons 1, 2 and 3, Mythbusters season one, you know, just getting my hands on whatever. Although i did find time today to purchase Kenny vs. Spenny Season one, which i will watch later on this evening. For anyone who hasnt seen this show, it is definately Canadian greatness in video form, reminds me of stupid shit me and Craig would do back in the day, lol. Everyone see AT LEAST one or two episodes of this!

I also purchased Star Wars ep3, now i have the complete Star Wars collection on DVD, i believe that my body will spontaneously combust sometime around midnight this evening, ill keep you guys posted on how that goes.

Well, thats all i have, my question of the day is:

Have you ever farted and shit yourself?

Snaggle Out

Oh yea, this is an update, i think thats what they call it.

What the fuck is up with drivers these days? People are getting worse and worse at driving, i dunno if its the fact that i live in a University Town or what, but the driving here is definately subpar. I see people running reds and nearly killing each other constantly out in front of Staples every single day. Its like, some people think that the stop lights are only a suggestion at 7 in the morning, lol

anyways, im sure that everyone who lives in Atlantic Canada has expirienced shitty driving, its the way of life!!

Question for everyone, who do you think would make the best Celebrity Prime Minister and why? Leave a comment with your responses

Peace!

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while
she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different
kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30
minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was
more "humane".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people
dead.

Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the
spelling.

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every
popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor,
just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from
"Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of
Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have
a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in
every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can
"accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler
did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact
change.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just
bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly
says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in
the face.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for
one scene and nobody noticed.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked
her into a glacier.

Chuck requested he be allowed to bone Christie Brinkley after ever total gym infomercial and she agreed!

15 More Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".
Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he
exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift
of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is
injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt
to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came
back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he
threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her
a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take
yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to
put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his"
way.